Monday, November 4, 2013

FUNNY MONDAY: DO NOT DISTRACT THE DRIVER


The photo above is noteworthy, not only because of the speed at which we were traveling when the shot was taken, but also for the four words at the top center of the image: "No Distraigas Al Conductor."

Translated into English, this means, "Don't Distract the Driver."  

Based on the cornucopia of oddities in direct view of this determined driver, however, we must assume there is an alternate translation -- perhaps some sort of mantra to St. Christopher, the patron saint of bus drivers?

For good measure, let us count the potential distractions in view:
  1. Fuzzy dice (4)
  2. Feather boas (2)
  3. Air fresheners (2)
  4. Windshield wiper improperly stored
  5. Coin changer
  6. Odd mirror contraption on our left
  7. Hanging fan to the left of that
  8. Various decals
  9. Two little men holding signs that say "#1 Dad"
  10. One stuffed monkey above the two men
  11. One orange siren, lit
  12. Two electric stars
Guess we can't complain though, since the driver did get us safely to our journey. 

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